Beer for health

Have you ever thought what impact beer has on the health of people. Doctors from all parts of the world claim that beer is the only drink that has no negative effect on the health of the person and on general state of the human organism. Later it was proven that beer causes the sleepiness. That is why don't drive a car and don't make complicated and responsible calculations after several glasses of beer.
Beer is absorbed by blood very quickly thanks to the yeast concentration. That is why beer gets to the gastrointestinal tract very quickly. And that means you'll feel the necessity to go to the toilet very quickly. And from such possibility of beer it has the next abilities. First it has the ability to make the coitus shorter and it is not recommended to drink beer for women before the coitus that get ready for the planned pregnancy.
Another not less important problem is beer and weight. Researchers and nutritionist made the general conclusion that beer doesn't make any harmful effect on the weight of people and is not connected with fatness. But the problem consists in food that we eat drinking beer. Chips are not recommended at all. Pizza, meat and fish that are usually very salty and spiced won't make you slip, be sure. And in such way the only conclusion is that the food for beer must be rice with vegetables.
But remember the main rule. Everything is good if it is limited.